Talking to Myself All the Way to the Station

So I found out today that Mufasa has a super power. He can make it so that he can see double images if he wants to, without changing the appearance of his eyes. It's crazy. So his super-power is being drunk, without being drunk. I said I have that superpower with speech.

Mufasa said, "Get it? Because you say stupid things. Like you would if you were drunk."

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Whhhat else. Oh, I saw a parking sign that had a smudge on it that looked like a piano from far away. So I thought, why would someone need to park a piano? Well of course I was immediately reminded of the old cartoons, where maybe they needed to park it before they pushed it up a high building to drop it on someone's head. However this sign is located no buildings at all, only by a field. So maybe it was put up by dwarves or worms. And they would be dropped down through a conveniently placed trapdoor onto someone's head, comedically of course. That or it's all part of The Conspiracy.

Oh, and Mufasa apparently also wrote for not just Sheryl Crow, but Utada Hikaru, at least for the song Sanctuary. He sang a rather convincing rendition of it for Mo-mo and I today.

My eyes are watering from tirednesssssss. Twizzlers are yummy. Did YOU celebrate pie day? Because if you didn't, that's sad. Even my cat did. Well, I made a pie out of cat kibbles for him. I cannot spell anymore. I think these spell checks are bad, I am far too dependent on them. Words spelt right look wrong and those spelt wrong look right. Thanks for the un-education, spell check!

I made another blog for some comics I drew up. Unfortunately I can't find batteries for my camera, so I have yet to upload them.

I've been playing a lot of retro games lately. Like Tomb Raider and Final Fantasy VI. So I have a few stories about them that will amuse only me. First, I think it's hilarious that Lara Croft can not separate her arms. There's one cutscene where she's staring at this monster/statue thing, and part of it falls off. She moves the guns from the fallen part to the standing part at least three times. She has a gun in each hand. Wouldn't it make much more sense to separate your arms and point at each thing?

And FFVI is pretty awesome. For such tiny characters they can show a lot of emocchine (sorry, inside joke with myself). For instance, Kefka, an awesome villian. He's the only character that I can think of that could say 'hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU' and then push someone off a floating continent (all while being 4 pixels big) and I'd believe that they'd say it. By the way, that was an estimation, not an exaggeration. A lot of people seem to die though. Reminds me of DragonLance and FFXII. Someone's always near or at the chopping block.

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EEeeeiimm....that's all for now folks.

I'm Blue

I ate pie today.

French silk, in case you were wondering.