My Foot is Currently in the Process of Falling Asleep, But is Not Quite There Yet. Guess That's What I Get for Losing My Slippers.

So a couple days ago I went to the airport and noticed a few things. One, there were no subtitles for Spanish or Chinese, it was all Japanese (Hah to those people who say Japanese is useless). My sister and I were bored, so we looked at the map. For about forty-five minutes. Small things amuse small minds. I decided to play Where's Waldo by looking at the key, then trying to find the icons on the map. The results were quite astonishing.

We found on the map the icons for shoe shiner, barber, flowers, you know, the important things. But we noticed, quite a few of the 'unimportant' things were missing. Such as, public phones, customs, FLIGHT INFORMATION, airport security...yeah, these were nowhere on the map. So as long as you're going to airport to shop instead of, you know, fly, you're good.

I'm eating blueberries. They are tasty. We went to a restraunt today, and we ate mints. My sister will only take white mints because I said it makes her look like her mouth is foaming. It's actually so realistic, it's all I can do not to pick up the gun from the nearby deer hunting game and put her out of her misery.
Have you ever played Devil May Cry 3? If you haven't, you should. Then teach me how to do my hair like Vergils. Instant hair gel! Also, the brilliant dialog is not something that should be missed.

Keep an eye on your slippers, they tend to wander. Once I chased a pair of mine all the way down the drive way to the local pond. Then faced with my feet or sleeping with the fishes, they chose fish. :( I honestly thought my feet didn't smell as bad as pond fish, but I guess I was wrong. Well...one did poke it's (do slippers have genders?) head (do slippers have heads? They don't even have tongues like normal feet wearing things...), and tried to console me. It said (its voice was also gender neutral, kinda like Cher) that they'd never really felt at home...at home, so they wanted to try something new. They had always dreamed of the clear blue ocean, but being realistic slippers they went for the next best thing, the translucent-at-best dark green pond. Unfortunately that was only in October, so in freezing Wisconsin, I don't think they're doing so well. I'm fairly sure the pond is frozen clean through, so RIP slippers. Hope the fish were worth it.